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Introduction

I'm Cosmo. During a snow storm I ran into Danielle's apartment when she opened the door for the pizza boy. And I haven't left. Danielle feeds me hard food, which I don't like. In return for yucky food and and a place to live I bite her at least 52 times a day, sleep in her bed, and meow loudly whenever she stops scratching behind my ears. In case you haven't noticed I am very cute and bossy. Danielle will soon be my slave.